Carja

Nov 162011
 

Excerpt from Mouse Wing Trainee Evaluation Report completed by Trainer Sam

Zoë is a bright and eager trainee. For a greenie she shows remarkable potential. She is already way ahead of the learning curve when it comes to plotting courses and reading astronomical charts. She has an excellent paw when it comes to guiding her bird steed. More important, she’s eager to log as many flight hours as possible.

Zoë’s assigned steed is Popkin. She shows remarkable patience with him. Personally, he drives me nuts. Zoë is the only mouse who seems to be able to keep Popkin focused on the task at hand. I normally recommend that greenies fly with different avian steeds, but given the close rapport that Zoë and Popkin have already developed I think it would be a waste of time to saddle her with any other bird.

I’ve noted a tendency for Trainee Zoë to rely a little too heavily on her mentors’ expertise when flying. It is my recommendation that Trainee Zoë be given a solo mission sooner rather than later to test her capabilities and see what she can do on her own.

Carja’s Notes

Zoë is from the third of a series of “birthday” stories I wrote this year. I’ve long been a fan of the name Zoë and have used it on occasion in other stories I’ve written (always with the umlaut over the ‘e’). The friend I wrote the story for enjoys creating World of Warcraft characters whose names begin with the letter ‘z’ so I decided to use Zoë as a nod to that fact. My friend is also big time into astronomy, which is why Zoë has a telescope with her in the story.

I love Popkin! He was just so much fun to write. For the Funnies I decided to reduce his vocabulary to one word. In the original story, he’s obsessed with pickles as well, but he’s able to hold a conversation.

Nov 142011
 

Today I’m gonna talk about fairy tales.

Fairy tales are everywhere.We all read them when we were younger, or had them read to us, or watched animated versions of varying quality of them. Chances are, if you have any kids you’ve read a fairy tale or two to them.

Fairy tales exist as cautionary tales: Little Red Riding Hood teaches us not to talk to strangers. Snow White warns us about accepting gifts from strangers. The Three Little Pigs lauds the merits of hard work now. Jack and the Beanstalk teaches us not to be dumb and trade a cow for five beans…okay that may not have been the primary lesson in that one. Oh! But love is definitely blind! How else can you explain so many wicked stepmothers?

Over the years, the stories have been somewhat sanitized. I remember reading a copy of Little Red Riding Hood where Red and her grandmother both got eaten by the wolf, only to be rescued by the hunter who cuts the wolf open while the wolf is sleeping. He then replaces Red and her grandmother with large stones and sews the wolf back up so that he’ll be none the wiser. Well that had to go. We wouldn’t want our kids to be traumatized by a fairy tale. That’s what television, movies and video games are for.

Over time, some fairy tales have fallen out of popularity for unknown reasons. Sure everybody remembers Snow White, but what about her sister (in some stories) Rose Red? Does anyone know the story of the Water Nixie nowadays?

Because everyone’s familiar with the classic fairy tales, they’re easy to adapt to various mediums.

In my younger days, my record collection of stories was a prized possession. Danny Kaye kept me entertained for many an hour with the stories of Clever Gretel and Rumpelstiltskin. He was a great storyteller, let me tell you.

Disney built an animated empire on the backs of the Brothers Grimm amongst others. Back in the days of First Choice Pay TV, I used to look forward to new installments of Shelly Duvall’s Fairy Tale Theatre. There’s a lot of star power in her adaptations of popular tales often with a little of the dark edge maintained.

And those are just examples of straight adaptations. Fairy tales lend themselves well to parody, such as the Fractured Fairy Tales of  The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show and numerous Looney Tunes and Disney shorts.

I’ve been noticing a recent renewal of interest in fairy tales in popular culture these days. And why not? They’re in the public domain so anybody can use them. Everybody is familiar with them, so you can count on same name brand recognition. And there are loads of them out there. For an industry starved for ideas, fairy tales are a gold mine. Just add a twist here and there as needed to keep things fresh.

Red Riding Hood was adapted as a motion picture where the wolf is actually a werewolf. Snow White and the Huntsman will be an empowering tale where the Huntsman teaches Snow White to kick butt so she can defeat the wicked queen. I would imagine dwarfs will be at a premium. Felicia Day starred in Red, a Made-for-TV movie where she’s the descendent of Red Riding Hood, the original werewolf hunter.

On television, no less than two new shows premiered with a fairy tale foundation this season: Grimm is a Buffy the Vampire monster of the week show, while Once Upon a Time asks the question “What if the characters in your favorite fairy tales were real and living in the present day?” Sounds like the comic book series Fables if you ask me, but then if I want Fables (and I do) I’ll read the comic. I’ve been watching both Grimm and Once Upon a Time and I find the latter to be more enjoyable than the former.

Through it all, there’s something comforting about these stories. Now I need to go find those Danny Kaye recordings.

Nov 112011
 

Hey folks!

I said I’d be publishing a game within the next year. The first Age of Animus game will be Kerfuffle Shuffle. It’s a card battle game. Here’s a preview of Cyran’s character card.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note: The game text and stats may change between now and the release date.

 

Nov 112011
 

I checked my equipment. I always take the time to double-check my gear before a mission. Not that I was worried about this job, mind you. It was going to be a piece of cake. Still, why tempt fate, right?

Everything checked out. I was ready. The conditions could not have been more perfect. The moonless sky was black. The only light on the street came from the candle in the lamppost which I’d already taken care of so I’d be operating in the dark.

It was cool with a slight breeze, enough to ripple my fur, but not enough to be a factor. If anything, it merely heightened the delicious shiver down my spine from the excitement building within me as it always does when I’m about to go to work.

The target was an unassuming house on a decidedly average street. Certainly not the type of place I’d hit on my own. But the money was good for this job, so who I was to question my instructions, sparse as they were: Break in, find the scroll and bring it to the Coven.

I’d been contacted by a friend in the same game. He had this easy mark that he couldn’t take because it conflicted with another one that’d been brewing for quite some time. He couldn’t push back the first any longer lest the window of opportunity close on him. Thankfully, he remembered my ability to move out on a moment’s notice. Less than a day later, I was already on the move.

The only window in the house was secured from the inside. It was odd that there was only one window, but not unheard of. Maybe an owl lived here. I hoped not. I was counting on the inhabitants, if they were home, being asleep.

I crept quietly along the side of the house to the back. It came easy to me. I’d always been light on my paws, which made me a natural for this work. I held my satchel close to my chest to keep my tools from rattling. The satchel was padded, but I’d been had once by them before. Again, why tempt fate?

The back porch was old, and the floorboards creaked lightly even under my light touch as I stepped up to the back door. I knelt down and slipped off my satchel. Laying it on the ground, I opened it up to access my tools. Finding my pick, I started unlocking the door.

Or rather, I tried to unlock the door. This was not your everyday lock. With some work, I could pick it, but it would take time. I’ve always been about taking the easy path, so that didn’t work for me.

The house was a two-story: A little too high to jump onto, even for me. I would need my grapple. Off came my pack and out came the hook and line. I scanned the roof for the best place to grapple from. The west corner looked best. I tossed the hook up, with perfect weight, and heard the light thunk as it dug into the roof. I gave the rope a tug to I checked my equipment. I always take the time to double-check my gear before a mission. Not that I was worried about this job, mind you. It was going to be a piece of cake. Still, why tempt fate, right?

Everything checked out. I was ready. The conditions could not have been more perfect. The moonless sky was black. The only light on the street came from the candle in the lamppost which I’d already taken care of so I’d be operating in the dark.

It was cool with a slight breeze, enough to ripple my fur, but not enough to be a factor. If anything, it merely heightened the delicious shiver down my spine from the excitement building within me as it always does when I’m about to go to work.

The target was an unassuming house on a decidedly average street. Certainly not the type of place I’d hit on my own. But the money was good for this job, so who I was to question my instructions, sparse as they were: Break in, find the scroll and bring it to the Coven.

I’d been contacted by a friend in the same game. He had this easy mark that he couldn’t take because it conflicted with another one that’d been brewing for quite some time. He couldn’t push back the first any longer lest the window of opportunity close on him. Thankfully, he remembered my ability to move out on a moment’s notice. Less than a day later, I was already on the move.

The only window in the house was secured from the inside. It was odd that there was only one window, but not unheard of. Maybe an owl lived here. I hoped not. I was counting on the inhabitants, if they were home, being asleep.

I crept quietly along the side of the house to the back. It came easy to me. I’d always been light on my paws, which made me a natural for this work. I held my satchel close to my chest to keep my tools from rattling. The satchel was padded, but I’d been had once by them before. Again, why tempt fate?

The back porch was old, and the floorboards creaked lightly even under my light touch as I stepped up to the back door. I knelt down and slipped off my satchel. Laying it on the ground, I opened it up to access my tools. Finding my pick, I started unlocking the door.

Or rather, I tried to unlock the door. This was not your everyday lock. With some work, I could pick it, but it would take time. I’ve always been about taking the easy path, so that didn’t work for me.

The house was a two-story: A little too high to jump onto, even for me. I would need my grapple. Off came my pack and out came the hook and line. I scanned the roof for the best place to grapple from. The west corner looked best. I tossed the hook up, with perfect weight, and heard the light thunk as it dug into the roof. I gave the rope a tug to make sure the hook was secure and then up I went, tail flicking about behind me.

A short climb like that was nothing for me. I was on the roof in seconds. I padded across the sloped surface to the chimney. Where there’s no smoke, there’s no fire. A quick slide down and I’d be in.

Only there’d be no slide. A metal grate was bolted across the flue. First the unusually heavy lock and now this?! Just who lived here anyway?

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